(Not a) Silver Cocaine Straw

(2 customer reviews)


A plain (not a) silver Cocaine Straw is £50, a personalised (not a) silver Cocaine Straw is £80.

Blimey Charlie!

Free UK delivery.

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Silver Cocaine Straw – (it’s not a cocaine straw).

This silver Cocaine Straw  (it’s not a cocaine straw ;)) is 8cm long and has an internal diametre of 4.6mm.

Made in sterling silver.

If you’d like a solid gold, with or without stones, please email me if you’d like to discuss this idea.

The four options for sale here are all sterling silver. One of these options is gold plated silver.

They can be ordered by choosing your preferences from the drop down menu.

Choose from a matt, oxidised (blackened), gold plated or a polished finish.

To choose a personalised  (not a ) silver Cocaine Straw simply fill in the text box with your desired message.

The personalised straw will add £30 to the total cost of your straw order.

You can also opt for a gold plated straw, personalised or plain.

The personalised straw can be engraved with a maximum of 30 characters.



As with all my work, your new (not a) silver Cocaine Straw will arrive in a gift box with free UK delivery.

The silver Straw usually take around 7 days to arrive unless it’s December then it may take a little longer.

Be sure to leave enough time to ensure your christmas delivery gets to you in time. My last posting day is Dec 21st.

To help you with more information on ordering, delivery, sizing and refunds please read my FAQ page.

I’m sure you’ll understand that I don’t promote or endorse anything associated with illegal drug use.

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Polished, Matt, Oxidised, Gold Plated

2 reviews for (Not a) Silver Cocaine Straw

  1. Lady P

    This was a rather thoughtful gift from my bestie for a special birthday. It is one of my favourite bits of paraphernalia, and adds a touch of elegance to some messy situations.

    • Colette Hazelwood

      A woman with refined tastes – thank you Lady.

  2. Lady P

    This was a rather thoughtful gift from my bestie for a special birthday, and I have to say it provides a touch of refinement to some messy situations. Highly recommended, thanks to Colette for my special inscription, and my partner in crime for the gift of the decade.

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